January 2013
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June 2012
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The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children's... →
cracked:
One of the most beloved and oft-quoted moments in the beloved and oft-quoted film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is the sequence in which the unbalanced candymaker displays his newest invention: lickable wallpaper. As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, Wonka declares: “Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries!...
May 2012
3 posts
April 2012
10 posts
clientsfromhell:
While discussing how to fit an entire production team in an 8.5”x11” photo.
Client: Can’t everyone stand in the front for a while?
Me: Excuse me?
Client: Yeah, I saw that photo effect in a Harry Potter movie once. Isn’t that photoshop?
Me: No. That’s magic.
March 2012
9 posts
DEAR RYAN GOSLING →
oliviawilber:
Hey Boy,
I think we need to talk.
You have to stop. Just stop. It’s getting to be too much. See, I’m just a girl who sits in a cubicle all day. I have to live in a real world. Not the kind of “real world” with MTV cameras and token drama queens. I live in the kind of “real world” where I have to deal with men who can’t afford to buy me coffee and who can’t emotionally commit....
February 2012
7 posts
“If there’s one thing I wish I’d learned at 18, it’s that it’s okay if a crazy...”
– Some Advice for Young People
(via TheAwl)
Word.
Why Do Cats Purr?
fakescience:
SCIENCE!!!
January 2012
6 posts
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