The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Children's... →
cracked: One of the most beloved and oft-quoted moments in the beloved and oft-quoted film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is the sequence in which the unbalanced candymaker displays his newest invention: lickable wallpaper. As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, Wonka declares: “Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries!...
clientsfromhell: While discussing how to fit an entire production team in an 8.5”x11” photo. Client: Can’t everyone stand in the front for a while? Me: Excuse me? Client: Yeah, I saw that photo effect in a Harry Potter movie once. Isn’t that photoshop? Me: No. That’s magic.
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oliviawilber: Hey Boy, I think we need to talk. You have to stop. Just stop. It’s getting to be too much. See, I’m just a girl who sits in a cubicle all day. I have to live in a real world. Not the kind of “real world” with MTV cameras and token drama queens. I live in the kind of “real world” where I have to deal with men who can’t afford to buy me coffee and who can’t emotionally commit....
If there’s one thing I wish I’d learned at 18, it’s that it’s okay if a crazy...– Some Advice for Young People (via TheAwl) Word.
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